(from A tip on Missouri corn (1910) - https://archive.org/details/tiponmissouricor00miss)
My name is _____________________. And I like sports and the sportsball.
- Teenage Boys
Whoa there, Mary, you might want to stick that Christ Cake back in the proverbial oven. I don’t think he’s quite finished yet.
Real talk: deep down, we all know these babies probably had it coming. Babies can be real dickholes sometimes.
Alright, I’m not saying that this baby is going down on a goat, but I’m not NOT saying it, either.